Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

I lifted 290 lbs on the calf machine! And I could have lifted even more! New machine, so I'm taking it slow. :-)

Monday, September 27, 2010

Sewing the tongue of your tennis shoe (using dental floss) to the inside of the shoe keeps the tongue from sliding to the outside.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Millions long for immortality. Most don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Napoleon̢۪s HR Rules:
Smart + Industrious = Golden
Smart + Lazy = Good Generals
Stupid + Industrious = Get rid of at all cost!
Man is the only asynchronous heuristically programmed computer which can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Booked a Dr. Seuss Show gig for March, 2011. So far I've got performances in Jan., Feb. and now March! Who wants me for April? :-)

Friday, September 17, 2010

Life's not fair. That's why we should be.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Came up with a life-improving reality show idea for Area 51 Productions. The Boss is interested in me hosting. Sweet!

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Just because your doctor has a name for it doesn't mean he knows what it is....unless you're House.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

For those who lost someone on 9/11, my thoughts are with you. For those who helped after - THANKS!

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Friday, September 3, 2010

Rewriting a webisode & performed THE GIVING TREE for my back doc., his wife (never read the book!) and 2 customers. Smiles & applause!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Came up with a fresh idea to make funding more appealing for the WE WERE VAMPIRE website (still under construction). Stay tuned....