Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
I lifted 290 lbs on the calf machine! And I could have lifted even more! New machine, so I'm taking it slow. :-)
Monday, September 27, 2010
Sewing the tongue of your tennis shoe (using dental floss) to the inside of the shoe keeps the tongue from sliding to the outside.
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Millions long for immortality. Most don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Napoleon̢۪s HR Rules:
Smart + Industrious = Golden
Smart + Lazy = Good Generals
Stupid + Industrious = Get rid of at all cost!
Smart + Industrious = Golden
Smart + Lazy = Good Generals
Stupid + Industrious = Get rid of at all cost!
Man is the only asynchronous heuristically programmed computer which can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Booked a Dr. Seuss Show gig for March, 2011. So far I've got performances in Jan., Feb. and now March! Who wants me for April? :-)
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Came up with a life-improving reality show idea for Area 51 Productions. The Boss is interested in me hosting. Sweet!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Just because your doctor has a name for it doesn't mean he knows what it is....unless you're House.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
For those who lost someone on 9/11, my thoughts are with you. For those who helped after - THANKS!
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Rewriting a webisode & performed THE GIVING TREE for my back doc., his wife (never read the book!) and 2 customers. Smiles & applause!
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Came up with a fresh idea to make funding more appealing for the WE WERE VAMPIRE website (still under construction). Stay tuned....
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