Be consistent (but not all the time).

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way you're a mile away - and they’re barefoot.

The things that come to those that wait - are the things left behind by those who got there first.

Emptied trunk o' stuff at thrift shop, ran into a local reporter, snagged a Dr. Seuss Show flier and she's considering an interview!

http://ping.fm/c7SMn - 2 elderly gents, talking about some fruit. Brilliant dialogue!

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

Dear God:
For 2011, all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
Please do not mix up the two like you did last year.

Recited The Giving Tree for my masseuse. Made her cry. :-D (It's SUCH a good story, which is why I memorized and perform it.)

Just did a great show for a wonderful group of Seniors! Bit of my bio, flute, Seuss, Giving Tree, and Who Am I?

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

The early bird gets the worm; the early worm gets eaten.

Betty Dravis Interview with Deous, the WE WERE VAMPIRE director included a blurb about me!
http://tinyurl.com/277nmao

A few hours of careful rehearsing snagged me a second role (v-over) in a feature.

Been web-learning about Antoine-Augustin Parmentier, my multi-great grandpa, who used creative PR to intro potatoes into the French diet.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.