Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
That way you're a mile away - and they’re barefoot.

The things that come to those that wait - are the things left behind by those who got there first.

Emptied trunk o' stuff at thrift shop, ran into a local reporter, snagged a Dr. Seuss Show flier and she's considering an interview!

http://ping.fm/c7SMn - 2 elderly gents, talking about some fruit. Brilliant dialogue!

The only problem
with Haiku is that you just
get started and then

Dear God:
For 2011, all I ask for is a big fat bank account and a slim body.
Please do not mix up the two like you did last year.

Recited The Giving Tree for my masseuse. Made her cry. :-D (It's SUCH a good story, which is why I memorized and perform it.)